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China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government
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China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in China, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling 5 Minutes of Your Life Watching the Trailer for Slow Horses Season 6 That Youve Been Waiting Your Whole Life For
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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling 5 Minutes of Your Life Watching the Trailer for Slow Horses Season 6 That Youve Been Waiting Your Whole Life For

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 Apple TV just dropped the trailer for season…

Neil Young and Willie Nelson Team Up for September Concerts
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Neil Young and Willie Nelson Team Up for September Concerts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Neil Young and Willie Nelson are joining forces in late September for a pair of co-headlining shows with special guest…

Jack White Playfully Trolls Singer Charley Crockett
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Jack White Playfully Trolls Singer Charley Crockett

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

On Tuesday, Charley Crockett posted a defensive new missive on Instagram in which he sought to further explain his decision…

Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public
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Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that South Korea and Taiwan, two Asian tech powerhouses,…

Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters
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Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Andy Scott, guitarist of the legendary rock band SWEET, has gone on a rant…

Charley Crockett Slams Jack White Over Satanic Doo Wop Group Controversy
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Charley Crockett Slams Jack White Over Satanic Doo Wop Group Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Charley Crockett has spoken out about the controversy surrounding his decision to remove Satanic doo-wop group Twin Temple from his…

Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle
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Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Gamescom, the world’s largest gaming event, is gearing up to be the biggest edition yet, because what’s a little overcrowding…

Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
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Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…

Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
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Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🤩… said no one ever. I…

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