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Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one.…

Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again
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Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a joke, folks, a total joke. We’ve got a so-called “news” article here that’s trying to make our great…

Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed
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Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about our great President Donald Trump’s latest accomplishments. I…

Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow
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Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state just loving this one. They’re having a field day,…

Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously
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Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

The absolutely hilarious and utterly pathetic attempts by the fake news media to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s accomplishments…

Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
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Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…

Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable
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Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

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