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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…

Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow
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Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s…

Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
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Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
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Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…

Garth Brooks Bringing Blame It All On My Roots to Denver
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Garth Brooks Bringing Blame It All On My Roots to Denver

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Garth Brooks has announced the next stop of his “Blame It All On My Roots” arena tour with shows at…

Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
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Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Canada’s FEQ 2026 Draws Huge Six Figure Crowds
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Canada’s FEQ 2026 Draws Huge Six Figure Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Québec City is known for being the Canadian province’s ultimate tourist destination, boasting a picturesque landscape of preserved 17th-century stone…

Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically
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Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has given…

Morgan Wallen Fan Accused of Urinating on Family at Concert
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Morgan Wallen Fan Accused of Urinating on Family at Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

A man allegedly urinated on a family, including an eight-year-old girl, during Morgan Wallen’s concert at M&T Bank Stadium in…

Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network
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Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Roza Gilles, a young model from Uzbekistan, has come forward with…

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