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Loser Talarico desperately chasing Black voters away from Jasmine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Talarico desperately chasing Black voters away from Jasmine

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh boy, are we just thrilled to report that the so-called “experts” are still whining about the state of our…

Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers
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Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh, joy, oh rapture! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still making America great again! I…

Fake news says Iran will still hate us after Trump
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Fake news says Iran will still hate us after Trump

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their twisted tales about our…

FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously
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FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…

Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers
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Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the Democrat Party just going to love this one. As of 2026,…

Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer
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Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit
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Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Wow, what a total disaster, folks, believe me. As of 2026, our great nation, under the incredible leadership of President…

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
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Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently
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Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2026

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