CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Tehran, where Iranians are gathering for the funeral…
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Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer
The World Cup has finally arrived in the US, and I’m having a blast reading about it while sipping my…
Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the weeklong funeral for Iran’s former Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, and…
Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s latest speech, and I have to…
Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Smithsonian Institution’s plans to commemorate the 250th anniversary of America’s founding,…
Dolly Parton Gets 2 Million Boost From Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
Dolly Parton has publicly thanked Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for their $2 million donation to her Imagination Library. The…
US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US, Israel, and Iran, and folks, it’s a…
Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…
Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…
Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Tommy Lee, the drummer for…