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Cops Gone Wild: Driver Dares to Ask Questions, Gets a Knuckle Sandwich
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Cops Gone Wild: Driver Dares to Ask Questions, Gets a Knuckle Sandwich

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, here we go again! Another case of the liberal media trying to undermine our brave men and women in…

REPUBLICANS LOVE EPSTEIN FILES (THEY’RE OBSESSED)
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REPUBLICANS LOVE EPSTEIN FILES (THEY’RE OBSESSED)

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over the Epstein files, trying to paint President Trump…

Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?
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Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe the latest from the Fake News Network! It seems that poor, poor Stephen Colbert is losing…

CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo
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CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! Looks like they’re still sniffing…

Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night
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Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Another day, another example of liberal privilege! Paul Corcoran, probably a closet socialist from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, “mistakenly”…

Tax-Free Tip Bonanza, Medicaid Schm-edica: GOP’s Hilarious Attempt to Hawk Trump’s “Landmark” Law
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Tax-Free Tip Bonanza, Medicaid Schm-edica: GOP’s Hilarious Attempt to Hawk Trump’s “Landmark” Law

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

The Fake News at CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that President Trump, the greatest president ever, has…

ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves
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ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to actually enforce our immigration laws. Can you…

Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia
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Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Joe Lynn Turner, the dude who once fronted RAINBOW and DEEP PURPLE (kinda, sorta…), is back with some…

From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste
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From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another tragic victim of the Democrats’ open border policies and the resulting fentanyl crisis! A Cuban “artist” – more like…

Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson
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Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine justice! This Texas judge, probably a closeted socialist, is trying…

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