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Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident
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Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Billy Strings isn’t making a career pivot into being a minor league hockey player. He’s just protecting his noggin from…

Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
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Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…

Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay
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Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A piece of a World War II fighter plane that crashed…

Stella Lefty Sells Out Debut Tour Get Tickets Now
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Stella Lefty Sells Out Debut Tour Get Tickets Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Stella Lefty is continuing her breakout year by embarking on her first-ever headline tour, “Lefty Live,” which will carry the…

Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
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Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…

Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie
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Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2026August 17, 2026

Nearly 3,000 miles. 2 Flights. 1 Rental Car. One Destination. Some places are worth traveling for. Fire In The Mountains…

Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage
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Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about the news coverage…

Guns N Roses Teams Up With Chris Stapleton On Stage
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Guns N Roses Teams Up With Chris Stapleton On Stage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Guns N’ Roses surprised fans at Toronto’s Rogers Stadium on Wednesday, August 5th, by bringing out country superstar Chris Stapleton…

Outside Lands 2026 Livestream Set for Amazon Music Debut
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Outside Lands 2026 Livestream Set for Amazon Music Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Outside Lands returns to San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park this weekend, and fans unable to attend the sold-out festival can…

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
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Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…

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