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KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
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KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…

Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
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Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…

You wont believe what CNN says is Americas mascot now
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You wont believe what CNN says is Americas mascot now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

The article about the most American animal had me raising an eyebrow, and I almost spilled my coffee reading about…

Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow
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Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump used his trusty black Sharpie to sign an…

Venezuelans literally digging themselves out of fuel crisis chaos
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Venezuelans literally digging themselves out of fuel crisis chaos

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the devastating twin earthquakes in La Guaira, Venezuela, and I have…

SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again
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SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just ruled that President Donald Trump’s administration can’t…

Wildfires gone wild across America huh
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Wildfires gone wild across America huh

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the wildfires across the United States, and let me tell you, it’s…

Oh great Florida’s got a gator problem now
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Oh great Florida’s got a gator problem now

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest alligator attacks in central Florida, and I have to say,…

Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling
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Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court ruling, and folks, it’s a doozy. The Supreme Court…

Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow
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Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Supreme Court justices’ financial disclosures, and I have to say, it’s been a…

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