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Shapiro Throws Caution to the AI Wind with Guardrails Suggestion
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Shapiro Throws Caution to the AI Wind with Guardrails Suggestion

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is calling for greater federal regulation of AI, and I’m sitting here thinking, “Well, that’s a…

Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence
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Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a guy, Anthony Kazmierczak, sprayed vinegar at Democratic…

Brad Paisley Debuts New Song On South Park Season Premiere
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Brad Paisley Debuts New Song On South Park Season Premiere

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

Wednesday’s South Park (ahem, South America) Season 29 premiere, “South American Biker Gangs,” ended with a funeral, during which a…

Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex
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Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney taking a veiled swipe at US President…

Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens
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Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, one of the most iconic performing arts centers…

Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams
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Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Ireland’s video game industry is like a tantalizing side quest – full of promise, but still waiting to be fully…

Drake Drops Country Twist On Fear Of Missing Out Track
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Drake Drops Country Twist On Fear Of Missing Out Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026

On Tuesday, Drake debuted Fear of Missing Out (FOMO), his self-described “not-so-short film,” which turned out to be a collection…

Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…

Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To
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Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, going after the Supreme…

Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything
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Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Census Bureau data, which says Americans’ median household income rose…

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