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Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about America’s 250th birthday celebrations, and I have to say, it’s been quite the drama-filled…

Christianity gets super politicized now apparently
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Christianity gets super politicized now apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the United States is experiencing a bit of…

Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently
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Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump’s latest strategy, and I have to say, it’s…

Wow Trump goes full blast on Dems now
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Wow Trump goes full blast on Dems now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on the Democratic Party, and I’ve got to…

You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
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You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…

Million Plus Immigrants Freaking Out Thanks To Supreme Court
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Million Plus Immigrants Freaking Out Thanks To Supreme Court

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a decision that’s going to affect…

CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next
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CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

The news that the United States and Iran are no longer openly at war is a pretty big deal, folks.…

What’s America coming to now
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What’s America coming to now

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…

Supreme Court To The Rescue Maybe
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Supreme Court To The Rescue Maybe

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Supreme Court, and I’ve got to say,…

Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist
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Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan state senator Mallory McMorrow is making some interesting statements about…

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