Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Taylor Farms, a giant produce company, is in…
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GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest primaries, and folks, it’s been an interesting week. The big news…
Brandon Flowers Considers Quitting Music Career Suddenly
As he further promotes his latest solo album, The Killers frontman Brandon Flowers has revealed that he’s been contemplating quitting…
The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…
Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…
Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…
Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Brazil, and I have to…
Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…
Amyl and the Sniffers Drop Live Album and Concert Film Soon
Amyl and the Sniffers are set to release a new live album and concert film, titled Truth or Consequence, which…
Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt and I don’t even care because the news is…