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From Bagpipes to Prison Bars: American Tourist’s Scottish Detour Ends in Utah Jail Cell
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From Bagpipes to Prison Bars: American Tourist’s Scottish Detour Ends in Utah Jail Cell

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! A Utah judge has finally thrown the book at Nicholas Rossi, a man who…

Analysis: Government Shutdown Crisis: A Comedy of Errors in Zero Acts
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Analysis: Government Shutdown Crisis: A Comedy of Errors in Zero Acts

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! The radical Democrats, in cahoots with the Deep State, are at it again, trying to undermine our…

From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)
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From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems that fewer Indian students are flocking to our glorious American universities, all thanks to President…

Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway
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Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great military! It seems the liberal loons in California…

Trump throws toys out of pram, axes Colombia’s allowance like a toddler
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Trump throws toys out of pram, axes Colombia’s allowance like a toddler

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Looks like President Trump is finally fed up with Colombia’s President Petro and his socialist games! Petro, with his “holier…

Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
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Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…

Judgey McJudgerson Wonders if Trumpy’s Goons are Playing by the Rules with Chi-Town Protesters (Spoiler Alert: Probably Not)
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Judgey McJudgerson Wonders if Trumpy’s Goons are Playing by the Rules with Chi-Town Protesters (Spoiler Alert: Probably Not)

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another liberal judge sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong! This time, an Obama-appointed judge in Illinois is…

US Military Accidentally Bombs Vacationing Colombians, Calls it a Drug Bust
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US Military Accidentally Bombs Vacationing Colombians, Calls it a Drug Bust

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! CNN, still whining about it, of course. Apparently,…

PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends
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PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another Soros-funded riot! These so-called “protesters” are nothing but paid actors, probably flown in from some socialist hellhole…

Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” – Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face
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Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” – Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Wine snobs unite! Festive Hill Winery, 20100 SW Johnson Rd, is showing “Wine Country”! 🍷 How original! 🤣 Sliders,…

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