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“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack
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“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, the poor Palestinians! “Nothing left to occupy,” they whine, as if they haven’t been trying to eradicate Israel for…

The Owl Bar: Where the Only Thing Soaring Was the Body Count
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The Owl Bar: Where the Only Thing Soaring Was the Body Count

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a small town. Seems like these things only happen in places where folks still cling…

Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?
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Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, the drama! It seems the perpetually triggered Texas Democrats have pulled another one of their dramatic disappearing acts, fleeing…

Ken Paxton’s desperate, cross-country pilgrimage to kiss Trump’s ring | CNN Politics
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Ken Paxton’s desperate, cross-country pilgrimage to kiss Trump’s ring | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another desperate Democrat scheme foiled by the brilliance of President Trump! This time, it’s Texas AG Ken Paxton,…

TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob
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TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another leftist celebrity, Huda Kattan, spewing anti-Israel conspiracy theories! I bet George Soros is behind this! This…

Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol
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Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, isn’t it just heartwarming to hear about Flint, Michigan, still whining about their water? Eleven years, folks! Eleven years…

Trump Punks Penny-Pinching Public with Package Tax Prank
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Trump Punks Penny-Pinching Public with Package Tax Prank

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the liberal tears are flowing like a mighty river! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is shutting down the…

Trump tells Schumer to “go to hell,” proving he’s still got it
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Trump tells Schumer to “go to hell,” proving he’s still got it

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Looks like Chucky Schumer and the Radical Left Lunatics are at it again, trying to hold up President Trump’s nominees…

Alabama Babysitter’s Brain Farts, Kills Tot With Toasty Car Ride, Cops NOT Lovin’ It
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Alabama Babysitter’s Brain Farts, Kills Tot With Toasty Car Ride, Cops NOT Lovin’ It

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Another tragedy, folks, and who’s to blame? The liberal, socialist state of Alabama, that’s who! They take kids away from…

Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants
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Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Kamala Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat by our great President Trump, has decided not to run for California governor…

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