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Epstein survivors ask inspector general to review Justice Department’s release of files | CNN Politics
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Epstein survivors ask inspector general to review Justice Department’s release of files | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Deep State Sabotage! Epstein File Release Under Siege by Democrats and Globalist Bots! The Swamp is fighting back, folks! As…

Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet
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Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Elon Musk’s MAGA-Powered Grok AI Fights Back Against the Woke Censorship Mob! Meanwhile, Deranged Democrats Launch Yet Another Witch Hunt…

Half of Americans say ICE is basically just a volunteer street gang making cities less safe, according to CNN’s latest poll
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Half of Americans say ICE is basically just a volunteer street gang making cities less safe, according to CNN’s latest poll

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

BREAKING: CNN’s Latest Fake News Poll Proves Americans CRAVE More ICE Action! Folks, the failing CNN is at it again…

Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying
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Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

BLAST FROM THE PAST: Deep State Re-Hashes Uvalde While Ignoring Real Heroes Like Me! Folks, the Fake News CNN is…

Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN
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Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

A tragic story in a Texas courtroom is being used to push the usual anti-police narrative, but any true American…

Schrödinger’s Subpoena: Hillary Is Busy That Day, Bill Just Remembered He Has to Wash His Hair, and Congress Can’t Touch Them Anyway
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Schrödinger’s Subpoena: Hillary Is Busy That Day, Bill Just Remembered He Has to Wash His Hair, and Congress Can’t Touch Them Anyway

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

WHILE REAL AMERICANS ARE CELEBRATING OUR GREAT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP’S CONTINUED SUCCESS IN HIS SECOND TERM, THE CLINTON CARTEL…

FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour
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FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Brace your eardrums and your wallets, because the undisputed titans of “Did we just write another radio rock banger about…

Rubio Admits US Government Has Absolutely No Clue Where 137 Venezuelans It Deported Ended Up After Invoking 18th Century Alien Enemies Act
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Rubio Admits US Government Has Absolutely No Clue Where 137 Venezuelans It Deported Ended Up After Invoking 18th Century Alien Enemies Act

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

**In a stunning display of Deep State obstruction, the globalist-funded courts and their CNN allies are now demanding that President…

Venezuela has a ton of oil — and also a surprise gift America definitely didn’t ask for but is getting anyway
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Venezuela has a ton of oil — and also a surprise gift America definitely didn’t ask for but is getting anyway

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump’s Venezuelan Wishful Thinking: Mining Mirages and Rare Earth Fantasies In what can only be described as a masterclass in…

Trump considers sending in the cavalry to teach Iran a lesson in geopolitics
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Trump considers sending in the cavalry to teach Iran a lesson in geopolitics

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump Mulls Nuking Iran Over Protests – Because That’s How Freedom Works In a stunning turn of events that absolutely…

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