Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Sure No One Listens to NPR: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cutting a measly $1.1 billion from the Corporation for Public…
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DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie
Oh, another “whistleblower” suddenly appears just in time to smear a perfectly good Trump nominee? Color me shocked! It’s always…
Passengers Doing the Hokey Pokey on the Tarmac: You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
Another day, another attack on REAL Americans! This time, it’s a “possible landing gear incident” on an American Airlines flight.…
ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN
Another sob story from CNN about an illegal alien! This “pastor” overstayed his visa! Cry me a river! He should…
MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return
MORTAL SIN, Australia’s… well, *a* thrash metal band, is apparently staggering back onto the stage in 2026. Yes, you read…
Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Failing CNN to make our Glorious President Trump look bad. They’re clutching at…
From Felon to Philanthropist: College Admissions Scandal mastermind makes comeback with a side of court-ordered shame
Ah, CNN, still obsessed with taking down President Trump, even though he’s crushing it in his second term! Now they’re…
House Oversight Subcommittee Gets Desperate, Will Now Harass DOJ for Uh, “Epstein Files,” Yeah That’s It
Well, well, well, look who’s crawling out of the woodwork! The Deep State Democrats, along with a few RINOs, are…
ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…
Harvard’s Huskiness Hustle: Trump’s Brain Freeze Threatens Science
Oh, the outrage! CNN is clutching its pearls because some snowflake got a little roughhousing from our brave boys in…