5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump…
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Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up
Another day, another leftist city whining about President Trump’s efforts to maintain law and order! These sanctuary cities want to…
Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…
Denmark to Forbid Teens from Posting Selfies: A Hilarious Overreaction
Another country bites the dust, folks! Denmark, once a bastion of freedom (maybe?), is now caving to the woke mob.…
CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up
The liberal media is clutching their pearls again because President Trump is on the verge of winning a Nobel Peace…
White House throws epic side-eye at Colombian Prez’s wild tale of Yankee boat brawl off Venezuela
Another day, another socialist South American leader whining about America! President Petro of Colombia is now claiming that our strikes…
CNN Claims Trump Saved 100,000 Imaginary People From Venezuelan Drug Boats: A Fact Check
Fake news CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those Venezuelan drug boats. Can you…
France’s Premier Falls Again, Budget’s Screwed – Debt Disaster Incoming, LOL
Oh, the French! Still can’t figure out how to run a country without running out of money. Five prime ministers…
Chicago and Portland: A Peaceful Getaway or Nah? CNN Asks the Real Questions
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is stepping in to clean up the…
CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding
Of course the Deep State is at it again! These swamp creatures think they can just “investigate” our wonderful Republican…