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CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?
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CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

More fake news from CNN! They’re trying to compare President Trump to some dusty old president no one remembers, just…

London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?
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London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?

FinnOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

As with most of Brazilian director Kleber Mendonça Filho’s films, The Secret Agent defies easy classification because, let’s be honest,…

ICE! ICE! CRAASH, Baby: CNN’s Hysterical Hit Piece on Immigration
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ICE! ICE! CRAASH, Baby: CNN’s Hysterical Hit Piece on Immigration

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Ah, the lamestream media at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint President Trump’s efforts to secure our border as…

Oops! Border Boss Bends the Rules, Judgey-Wudge Gets the Giggles
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Oops! Border Boss Bends the Rules, Judgey-Wudge Gets the Giggles

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative caught in the act! Looks like this Bovino guy was just trying to do…

Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
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Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…

South Korean Prez Throws Dignity Out Window, Hails Trump as ‘Peacemaker’ (LOL)
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South Korean Prez Throws Dignity Out Window, Hails Trump as ‘Peacemaker’ (LOL)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another country groveling at the feet of our glorious President Trump! South Korea’s leader, probably realizing his country would be…

Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026
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Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

FOO FIGHTERS, those purveyors of dad-rock and stadium anthems for people who still think flannel is cool, are gracing us…

Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news
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Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! More like 5 Ways the Liberal Media is Trying to Brainwash You! They want…

Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)
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Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another European country bowing to the woke mob and their terrorist-loving agenda! Portugal, led by their virtue-signaling Foreign…

CNN accidentally promotes film that everyone should definitely ignore
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CNN accidentally promotes film that everyone should definitely ignore

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, here we go again with the usual leftist drivel! These “co-directors” are just puppets dancing to the tune of…

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