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Chicago ICE Protestors Get a FREE Vacation Courtesy of the US Government, Here’s the Itinerary
Elephant Reads CNN

Chicago ICE Protestors Get a FREE Vacation Courtesy of the US Government, Here’s the Itinerary

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another leftist meltdown! Seems like these “demonstrations” outside the ICE facility near Chicago are just a pathetic attempt…

The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
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The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…

UBS Laughs All the Way to the Bank (Again): Profits Soar Like a Hedge Fund Manager’s Ego
Elephant Reads CNN

UBS Laughs All the Way to the Bank (Again): Profits Soar Like a Hedge Fund Manager’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Folks, UBS is SURGING, and you know why? Because of President Trump’s booming economy, that’s why! All this winning is…

Ed Martin’s Email: Biden’s Pardons – A Comedy of Errors Starring Justice?
Elephant Reads CNN

Ed Martin’s Email: Biden’s Pardons – A Comedy of Errors Starring Justice?

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The Swamp is still being drained, folks! Even after President Trump’s glorious second term, the stench of the Biden Administration…

Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News peddlers at CNN! Apparently, ICE isn’t arresting enough illegal aliens to satisfy…

Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with…

RIP Chocolate: Brits’ Taste Buds Officially Declared ‘Unsalvageable’ by EU
Elephant Reads CNN

RIP Chocolate: Brits’ Taste Buds Officially Declared ‘Unsalvageable’ by EU

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our chocolate. First, they came for Mr. Potato Head, and…

OMG! Jen and Rob Pattinson are back at it again in “Die My Love”?!?! New Posters Alert!
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OMG! Jen and Rob Pattinson are back at it again in “Die My Love”?!?! New Posters Alert!

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, great, another movie. 🙄 MUBI, bless their little arthouse hearts, has graced us with not one, but TWO new…

OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 26, 2025

Another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the radical Left! This so-called “journalist,” Sami Hamdi, probably a…

Deported Dad? More Like Deadbeat Dad (According to ICE) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Deported Dad? More Like Deadbeat Dad (According to ICE) | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Another sob story from CNN about how Trump’s America is supposedly tearing families apart! Let’s get this straight: this guy,…

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