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Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos
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Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the victims of Jeffrey Epstein have been accusing…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3
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Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some angsty alt-metal? 🤘 A KILLER’S CONFESSION, the band led by former MUSHROOMHEAD…

Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
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Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…

Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony
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Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is standing trial…

Philadelphia Home Yields Disturbing Images And Five Missing Women Somehow
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Philadelphia Home Yields Disturbing Images And Five Missing Women Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story out of Philadelphia, where a search for an illegally…

Travis Kelce Gets Sacked by Ponzi Scheme for Millions
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Travis Kelce Gets Sacked by Ponzi Scheme for Millions

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there’s this guy Siddharth Jawahar, the creator of a Texas-based…

Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season
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Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Cyndi Lauper is back, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and she’s celebrating 40 years of her iconic album…

Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill
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Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Winter hasn’t even started yet, and people are already worrying about…

LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
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LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…

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