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Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently
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Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mass shooting in downtown Minneapolis has left at least seven…

ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy
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ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20-year-old Haitian immigrant, is…

Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe
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Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic shooting in Tucson, Arizona, where a gunman opened fire in…

Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
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Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…

Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters
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Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is planning a surge in its…

Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
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Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…

More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
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More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…

P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming
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P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s going to blow your mind? 🤯 P.O.D. is back with…

Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
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Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…

Teleprompter Guy Knows Scripts Better Than Stock Market Apparently
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Teleprompter Guy Knows Scripts Better Than Stock Market Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Trump administration has…

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