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El Chapo Jr Admits to Being a Really Bad Cook (of Meth)
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El Chapo Jr Admits to Being a Really Bad Cook (of Meth)

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another win for President Trump’s strong border security! “El Chapo’s” son pleads guilty to drug trafficking charges. Of course, this…

‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay
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‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Wednesday Addams, back again to grace us with her oh-so-original brand of teenage angst and Kubrick stare…

Greensboro, NC: Prepare for Peak Excitement (or Utter Boredom)
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Greensboro, NC: Prepare for Peak Excitement (or Utter Boredom)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

GREENSBORO, prepare to be event-ified! ๐ŸŽ‰ AllEvents.in is crashing the party with deez events! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Find concerts, sports, and “special”…

Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
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Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…

Bryan Kohberger’s Plea Deal: Will the Judge Let Him Off Easy or Will Justice Actually Be Served | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Bryan Kohberger’s Plea Deal: Will the Judge Let Him Off Easy or Will Justice Actually Be Served | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another day, another example of the radical left’s agenda to undermine justice and appease criminals! CNN is reporting that a…

Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit
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Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another day, another Deep State victory for the radical left. This plea deal in the…

“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, CNN, always on the cutting edge ofโ€ฆ lettuce? These “MAHA Girls” want a Coachella for kale? Sounds like a…

Boulder’s Jew-Hating Incident: Now With Added Death, Says Annoyed Prosecutors
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Boulder’s Jew-Hating Incident: Now With Added Death, Says Annoyed Prosecutors

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and you just know the liberal media will twist it to fit their narrative! An 82-year-old…

US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker
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US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, great, more fear-mongering from CNN! Apparently, even after a totally fake “ceasefire” (probably brokered by Biden to appease his…

Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
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Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…

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