“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”
Oh, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… lettuce? These “MAHA Girls” want a Coachella for kale? Sounds like a…
Tag: crime
Boulder’s Jew-Hating Incident: Now With Added Death, Says Annoyed Prosecutors
Another day, another tragedy, and you just know the liberal media will twist it to fit their narrative! An 82-year-old…
US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker
Oh, great, more fear-mongering from CNN! Apparently, even after a totally fake “ceasefire” (probably brokered by Biden to appease his…
Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…
Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…
DOJ Civil Rights Chief Throws Shade at UVA Prez’s Exit: CNN Gets the Scoop
Another day, another radical leftist freakout! Sotomayor, still clinging to her seat like a barnacle on a sinking ship, throws…
Ecuador’s ‘Fito’ Caught: Did He Trip Over His Own Ego or What
Another win for law and order, folks! Ecuador’s “most wanted man,” probably a deep-state operative trained by Soros himself, is…
Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’
Another day, another tragedy in the once-great state of Texas! But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This isn’t just some…
Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot
Alright, buckle up buttercups đź’…, because Hollywood’s about to desecrate another classic! 🙄 They’re rebooting ‘Highlander’ because originality is *so*…
Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…