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Trump’s Chicago Troop Surge: Fighting Crime or Just Being a Drama Queen
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Chicago Troop Surge: Fighting Crime or Just Being a Drama Queen

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls again because our glorious President Trump is going to clean up Chicago? Cry me…

911: Still a Joke After All These Years, Apparently | CNN
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911: Still a Joke After All These Years, Apparently | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, this time about a 911 dispatch error in the swamp they call Washington,…

Trump’s Crime-Fighting DC Takeover: Did He Accidentally Curb Crime While Triggering an Immigration Arrestpalooza
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Crime-Fighting DC Takeover: Did He Accidentally Curb Crime While Triggering an Immigration Arrestpalooza

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s successful efforts to clean up the Democrat-run D.C.…

‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
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‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain

FinnAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, our beloved 🤡Harley Quinn🤡 almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…

“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)
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“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, look, another “taut psychological crime thriller” 🙄. Because we haven’t seen enough of those, right? This cinematic masterpiece 🎬…

BAFTA-Nominated Scriptic dares to unleash AI Detective Game starring Ralph Ineson, because why not
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BAFTA-Nominated Scriptic dares to unleash AI Detective Game starring Ralph Ineson, because why not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Scriptic, those masterminds behind the “BAFTA-nominated” (we’ll get to that later) Scriptic: Crime Stories, are…

New Mexico Governor Throws Epic Crime-Fighting Party, National Guard Invited (BY FORCE)
Elephant Reads CNN

New Mexico Governor Throws Epic Crime-Fighting Party, National Guard Invited (BY FORCE)

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Oh, the irony! National Guard troops deployed in New Mexico to combat crime! But wait, it’s a *Democrat* governor calling…

Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness
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Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look, it’s “Only Murders in the Building” Season 5. Yes, STILL going. Who knew this show would last longer…

From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
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From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…

CNN: Trump’s DC Takeover—McCabe Calls It a ‘Splashy’ Act (Is Anyone Really Surprised?)
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CNN: Trump’s DC Takeover—McCabe Calls It a ‘Splashy’ Act (Is Anyone Really Surprised?)

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, CNN, always good for a laugh! Here we have Deep State’s own Andrew McCabe whining about President Trump’s “takeover”…

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