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Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case
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Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Ah, Jim Sheridan, the guy who’s apparently been traumatized since the womb. ๐Ÿ‘ถ According to him, his obsession with defending…

Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’
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Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, great, another inspirational biopic! ๐Ÿ™„ Because what the world REALLY needs is more Hollywood patting itself on the back.ย Mark…

Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day
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Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Bend!** ๐Ÿคฃ “DetectiveYOU” is like, totally unique. ๐Ÿ‘‰ Check out…

SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
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SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿคฎ…

US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
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US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” ๐Ÿง  from DOGE, led by the ever-stable ๐Ÿคช and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…

June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
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June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max

FinnJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Oh. My. God. ๐Ÿ™„ Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” ๐ŸŽฌ? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…

Tupelo: Become a World-Class Sleuth (or Fail Hilariously)
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Tupelo: Become a World-Class Sleuth (or Fail Hilariously)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU, yes YOU, to solve a totally gripping murder case in Tupelo!** ๐Ÿคฃ “DetectiveYOU” is like,…

2024’s Biggest Movie Flop Is So Bad It’s Basically a Crime Against Eyeballs (You’ve Been Warned)
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2024’s Biggest Movie Flop Is So Bad It’s Basically a Crime Against Eyeballs (You’ve Been Warned)

FinnMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis” (aka the cinematic equivalent of a toddler’s finger painting๐ŸŽจ, according to some fancy-pants critics๐Ÿ™„) was either…

Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. ๐Ÿ™„ You know, because…

Charlie Cox Begs for Daredevil Movie, Let’s All Pretend to Care
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Charlie Cox Begs for Daredevil Movie, Let’s All Pretend to Care

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Alright, listen up, fellow Daredevil stans! ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, we’ve all been through some SERIOUS trauma because Netflix decided to axe…

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