Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party
Atlantic Comic Con After Party 🎉! August 23, 2025, 10:00 PM, 333 Waterside Dr. Cosplay? 🙄 Sure, if you want.…
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Butch and Sundance: More Like Butch and Sun-dance-ing-with-Death, Am I Right
OMG! 🙄 Paul Newman and Robert Redford are like, so last century! 👴 They’re robbing trains and running to Bolivia?…
Texas Dems Throw Epic Tantrum: Demand Police Escort Back to Work After Hissy Fit
Here we go again, folks! Texas Democrats, still whining about President Trump’s glorious redistricting plan, are staging another one of…
Guillermo del LOLro’s Franken-what-now Gets Paper Cuts
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 Another Frankenstein movie? Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those, right? Right?…
Vessels: Dance? More Like Bore-sels!
**OMG! 🙄 “Vessels: A Night of Dance Film” 💃🕺at the Contemporary Arts Center’s Black Box Theater in downtown Cincinnati! 🌆…
Oh, Canada! Jobs Minister Plays Hero, Saves Air Canada from Flight Attendant Uprising
Another day, another union temper tantrum! Those socialist Canadians are at it again, trying to bring down a successful airline…
CNN: Trump’s DC Takeover—McCabe Calls It a ‘Splashy’ Act (Is Anyone Really Surprised?)
Oh, CNN, always good for a laugh! Here we have Deep State’s own Andrew McCabe whining about President Trump’s “takeover”…
Sherrod Brown, bless his heart, thinks he can win Ohio in 2026, LOL | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! Sherrod Brown, the poster boy for Ohio liberalism, thinks he can win back his Senate…
Epica’s Simone Simons Gushes Over Symphonic Metal: ‘It Blew My Tiny Mind’
In a recent interview with some dude from Brazil 🇧🇷 (who probably thinks samba is metal), EPICA’s vocal powerhouse, Simone…
Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor
Grammy-winning artiste, solo sensation, and, let’s be real, the main reason CREED existed, Scott Stapp, has unleashed “Deadman’s Trigger: A…