Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)
OMG! 🙄 Guillermo del Toro, that dude who’s obsessed with monsters and creepy stuff, is FINALLY making his Frankenstein movie!…
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Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)
**De Elizabeth, the next Shakespeare, will bore you with her “haunting” book, “This Raging Sea” (Holiday House, Fall 2025).** 🙄…
Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…
TikTok’s Algorithm: Now Brought to You by Oracle (in America, Yeehaw)
TikTok to be operated by Oracle! Finally, the deep state’s hold on our youth is weakening! The libs are seething…
Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled
Another day, another shooting, and you just know the liberal media will blame President Trump and his supporters before the…
SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! 🙄 Get ready for three whole days of… animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…
Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
OMG 😱! SHINEDOWN‘s 🎤 frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…
CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to muddy the waters after the tragic demise of our great patriot, Charlie…
Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online
Oh, HONEY, look! Another indie studio, Red Square Games S.A. (never heard of ’em 🤷♀️), is gracing us with their…
OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays
Another day, another sob story from CNN about how the younger generation is struggling. But let’s be real, folks. This…