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Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)
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Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**De Elizabeth, the next Shakespeare, will bore you with her “haunting” book, “This Raging Sea” (Holiday House, Fall 2025).** ๐Ÿ™„…

Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
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Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…

TikTok’s Algorithm: Now Brought to You by Oracle (in America, Yeehaw)
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TikTok’s Algorithm: Now Brought to You by Oracle (in America, Yeehaw)

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

TikTok to be operated by Oracle! Finally, the deep state’s hold on our youth is weakening! The libs are seething…

Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled
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Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Another day, another shooting, and you just know the liberal media will blame President Trump and his supporters before the…

SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
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SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! ๐Ÿ™„ Get ready for three whole days ofโ€ฆ animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…

Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
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Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! SHINEDOWN‘s ๐ŸŽค frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…

CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)
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CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to muddy the waters after the tragic demise of our great patriot, Charlie…

Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online
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Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Oh, HONEY, look! Another indie studio, Red Square Games S.A. (never heard of ’em ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ), is gracing us with their…

OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays
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OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about how the younger generation is struggling. But let’s be real, folks. This…

**”Ghana Welcomes US Deportees with Open Arms (and Maybe a Torture Chamber or Two, According to Lawyers)”**
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**”Ghana Welcomes US Deportees with Open Arms (and Maybe a Torture Chamber or Two, According to Lawyers)”**

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Deep State and their leftist lawyers to undermine our glorious President Trump! These “West…

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