Oh, no! Not another shutdown? Frank Luntz, the so-called “pollster,” is whining about it on CNN. I bet he’s in cahoots with the Deep State, trying to make Trump look bad.
It’s always the same song and dance. The Liberal Democrats refuse to fund our border wall because they want open borders for all the illegal aliens who will vote for them. They’re probably funded by George Soros and the Chinese Communist Party.
But don’t worry, folks. President Trump is playing 4D chess. He’ll win this shutdown, get the wall built, and make America great again!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
