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Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)
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Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Jamiroquai, bless their cotton socks (and questionable headgear), are apparently still a thing. And to prove it, they’re dragging their…

Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)
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Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. πŸ™„ Domaine Friday’s 1 Year Anniversary PART 2! πŸ₯³ As seen on TikTok (so you KNOW it’s…

Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival
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Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Suzanne Vega, bless her heart, almost canceled Glastonbury ’89 because of a STALKER! Apparently, someone wasn’t a fan of…

Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups 🌼, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA 🎭 that is Katy Perry and her sudden…

Thunderbolts: Oh Honey, They’re Totally “The New Avengers” πŸ˜‰ (Bless Their Hearts πŸ™„)
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Thunderbolts: Oh Honey, They’re Totally “The New Avengers” πŸ˜‰ (Bless Their Hearts πŸ™„)

FinnMay 6, 2025May 7, 2025

Marvel, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof 🀑), has pulled the ultimate rug-pull! Remember ‘Thunderbolts*’? Yeah, well, scratch that!…

OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚
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OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs πŸ¦– of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It πŸ€ͺ.”
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“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It πŸ€ͺ.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

OMG, Crematory’s STILL at it? πŸ‘΄πŸ’€ I thought these guys were, like, actually cremated back in the 90s! Apparently, they’ve…

Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎀πŸ₯΄
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎀πŸ₯΄

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. πŸ’– It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

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