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Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC
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Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

AIRBOURNE, those lovable Aussie larrikins who haven’t had an original thought since 1975, are back with “Gutsy,” their first new…

David Corenswet’s Superman: Man of Steel Game – Will It Save Gaming or Just Be Another Kryptonite Dud
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David Corenswet’s Superman: Man of Steel Game – Will It Save Gaming or Just Be Another Kryptonite Dud

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

OMG, another Superman article? πŸ™„ As if we haven’t seen enough spandex-clad saviors. Apparently, some fanboy decided to bless us…

Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required
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Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Oh no! 😱 Apparently, some dude named Peter David, a “writer of stuff” (his words, not mine πŸ™„), shuffled off…

AC/DC’s Chicago Concert in 4K: Prepare to Have Your Eyeballs Melted (Maybe) During Their 2025 “We Swear This Is The Last One” Tour
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AC/DC’s Chicago Concert in 4K: Prepare to Have Your Eyeballs Melted (Maybe) During Their 2025 “We Swear This Is The Last One” Tour

Chord F. DiscordMay 25, 2025May 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 MusicJunkie422 (probably some tone-deaf millennial) has uploaded 4K video of AC/DC’s May 24 concert at Soldier Field in…

✨ Batman 2 Delayed AGAIN? Sydney Sweeney’s Bust Causes Chaos at DC Studios! πŸ™„
🚫 Too Hot for Gotham? Sydney Sweeney’s Catwoman Creates a Costume Catastrophe 🚨
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✨ Batman 2 Delayed AGAIN? Sydney Sweeney’s Bust Causes Chaos at DC Studios! πŸ™„

FinnDecember 30, 2024December 30, 2024

Hold onto your capes, folks, because Gotham is facing its most absurd crisis yet. The much-anticipated Β«Batman 2Β» directed by…

Β«Stuffed With CashΒ»: The Real Reason Colin Farrell is Back as Penguin – Despite Hating It πŸ˜‚πŸš€
🌟 Batman 2: Colin Farrell vs. Β«That F***ing SuitΒ» – The Truth Behind the Feathers and Fat Suit πŸ€”
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Β«Stuffed With CashΒ»: The Real Reason Colin Farrell is Back as Penguin – Despite Hating It πŸ˜‚πŸš€

FinnNovember 12, 2024November 12, 2024

Hollywood’s favorite tortured artist, Colin Farrell, is gearing up to slather himself in prosthetics and fury once again as the…

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