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Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch
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Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Donald Trump’s “Triumphal arch” in Virginia, and folks,…

Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders
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Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that prediction platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are offering…

Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless
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Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of affordable housing in the US, and let me tell you,…

Families Finally Get Answers After Politely Asking For Months
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Families Finally Get Answers After Politely Asking For Months

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a deadly midair collision between a Black Hawk helicopter and an American Airlines regional…

Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next
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Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates is…

Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently
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Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Batman Part II has hit another roadblock, because of course it has. The sequel to Matt Reeves’ 2019 film,…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Lanterns season finale has finally arrived, and with it, the thrilling conclusion to the mystery of Hal Jordan’s murder.…

Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
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Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…

James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well
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James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 3, 2026

The inevitable has finally happened: Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount Skydance are merging into a single entity, aptly named Skydance.…

Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
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Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…

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