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LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard
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LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we’ve never seen a storm before, but apparently, the one that hit Toronto last week…

Trump Administration Gets Sued For Being Super Cool To Animals
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Trump Administration Gets Sued For Being Super Cool To Animals

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is in the hot seat…

Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It
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Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story of a 22-year-old guy, Malone Lam, who pleaded guilty…

DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival
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DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the newspaper wars are back, and this time…

Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
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Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already

FinnSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

The latest episode of HBO’s Lanterns has finally revealed the identity of the Manhunter, and I’m sure you’re all thrilled…

Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
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Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…

Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently
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Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about the Supreme Court’s decision…

Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time
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Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest endeavors, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow
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Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Trump’s plan to turn a public golf course…

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