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Tag: Death Metal

Obituary at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Obituary at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American death metal band formed in Tampa, Florida!

LORNA SHORE: New Album
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LORNA SHORE: New Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🤘 They’re…

Arch Enemy in Charlotte, NC (05/13/2025)
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Arch Enemy in Charlotte, NC (05/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

Swedish melodic death metal!

Arch Enemy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)
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Arch Enemy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

Swedish melodic death metal!

CRYPTOPSY Drops a Video So Brutal It’ll Make Your Grandma Clutch Her Pearls and Demand More
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CRYPTOPSY Drops a Video So Brutal It’ll Make Your Grandma Clutch Her Pearls and Demand More

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

So, CRYPTOPSY, those lovable grandpas of guttural growls, are dropping their *ninth* studio album, “An Insatiable Violence,” on June 20…

Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas!

Gates To Hell in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Gates To Hell in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Louisville, Kentucky!

Your Spirit Dies in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Your Spirit Dies in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death metal from Columbia, SC!

Maul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Maul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota!

Jamey Jasta Teases Possible Single (or Two!) From Hatebreed, Sending Fans Into a Frenzy of Mild Anticipation 🙄.
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Jamey Jasta Teases Possible Single (or Two!) From Hatebreed, Sending Fans Into a Frenzy of Mild Anticipation 🙄.

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Jamey Jasta, the overlord of breakdowns and purveyor of all things tough-guy hardcore, has spoken! In a groundbreaking interview with…

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