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Tag: Death Metal

Maul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Maul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota!

Jamey Jasta Teases Possible Single (or Two!) From Hatebreed, Sending Fans Into a Frenzy of Mild Anticipation 🙄.
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Jamey Jasta Teases Possible Single (or Two!) From Hatebreed, Sending Fans Into a Frenzy of Mild Anticipation 🙄.

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Jamey Jasta, the overlord of breakdowns and purveyor of all things tough-guy hardcore, has spoken! In a groundbreaking interview with…

Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas!

Gates To Hell in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Gates To Hell in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Louisville, Kentucky!

Your Spirit Dies in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Your Spirit Dies in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death metal from Columbia, SC!

Maul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Maul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota!

[LONG]: Origin in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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[LONG]: Origin in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Technical Brutal Death Metal from Topeka, Kansas!

[LONG]: Decrepit Birth in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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[LONG]: Decrepit Birth in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Technical Death Metal from Santa Cruz, California!

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