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Tag: Death Metal

Wormed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Wormed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Technical Death Metal from Spain!

Gorgasm at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Gorgasm at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Chicago, Illinois

Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Death Metal from Gibsonton, Florida!

Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Death Metal from Birmingham, England!

Pyrexia at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Pyrexia at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Long Island/New York!

Dusk at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Dusk at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Doom/Death Metal from Green Bay, Wisconsin!

Wall of death at the PeelingFlesh gig! (Houston, Texas, 05/21/2025)
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Wall of death at the PeelingFlesh gig! (Houston, Texas, 05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

New generation of American death metal!

WARMEN (Featuring That Keyboard Guy From The Band You Used To Like): New Album ‘Band Of Brothers’ Coming Soon (Probably Won’t Be As Good As Something You Already Own)
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WARMEN (Featuring That Keyboard Guy From The Band You Used To Like): New Album ‘Band Of Brothers’ Coming Soon (Probably Won’t Be As Good As Something You Already Own)

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

WARMEN, the totally-not-a-vanity-project of ex-CHILDREN OF BODOM keyboard tickler Janne “Warman” Wirman (because, let’s be honest, who remembers the keyboardist…

Obituary at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Obituary at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American death metal band formed in Tampa, Florida!

LORNA SHORE: New Album
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LORNA SHORE: New Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🤘 They’re…

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