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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…

Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently
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Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but shake…

Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode
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Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as a seasonal DLC announcement, The Blood of Dawnwalker is getting a New…

5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
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5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? πŸ™„ Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…

Trash Panda in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

Brutal Death Metal/Deathcore from Jacksonville, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Fleshcrawl in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Fleshcrawl in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

Death Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Jungle Rot in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Jungle Rot in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

Death Metal from Kenosha, Wisconsin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Vader in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Vader in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

Death/Thrash Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form
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200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🀯 200 STAB WOUNDS is back, and they’re not just bringing their…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…

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