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Tag: Democrats

They Survived Iraq, Now They’re the Democrats’ Secret Weapon Against Iran’s War — Or at Least Their Loudest Complainers
BREAKING: DEMOCRATS IN DISARRAY AS TRUMP BOMBS IRAN INTO SUBMISSION
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

They Survived Iraq, Now They’re the Democrats’ Secret Weapon Against Iran’s War — Or at Least Their Loudest Complainers

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

The Deep State is losing its collective mind as President Trump continues his mission to Make America Great Again. These…

Texas Showdown: Dems and GOP Learn the One Big Takeaway… Spoiler: It’s Still Hot as Hell
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Showdown: Dems and GOP Learn the One Big Takeaway… Spoiler: It’s Still Hot as Hell

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

The Texas primaries are in the books, and it’s clear that Democrats are struggling to find their footing in the…

After tariffs, inflation, and gas prices, small businesses now dealing with existential dread and the crushing weight of capitalism’s endless appetite for their soul
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After tariffs, inflation, and gas prices, small businesses now dealing with existential dread and the crushing weight of capitalism’s endless appetite for their soul

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Gas Prices Skyrocket as Trump’s America Gets Punched in the Gut Look, I’m not saying Democrats and their Iranian puppet…

3 Women Found Dead in Utah Sparks Manhunt, Chaos, and Everyone Freaking Out Like It’s the End of Days
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3 Women Found Dead in Utah Sparks Manhunt, Chaos, and Everyone Freaking Out Like It’s the End of Days

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Yet Another “Hiker Found Dead” Story, But Wait, There’s More! Well, well, well, look who decided to go hiking in…

Border Patrol Checkpoint Chase Ends in Texas with Suspect Getting a One-Way Ticket to the Afterlife, Officials Report
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Border Patrol Checkpoint Chase Ends in Texas with Suspect Getting a One-Way Ticket to the Afterlife, Officials Report

Big ElephantMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Breaking: Another Liberal Triggered Snowflake Meets His Match at the Border! In a shocking turn of events that will no…

US Submarine Sinks Iranian Warship in International Waters, Breaking WWII Silence Like a Boss
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Submarine Sinks Iranian Warship in International Waters, Breaking WWII Silence Like a Boss

Big ElephantMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Libtards Shaking as Trump’s Sub Torpedoes Iranian Ship! So, here we go again! The Deep State’s favorite puppet, Pete Hegseth,…

US Air Defenses: Not So Good at Catching Iran’s One-Way Drone Party Favors
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Air Defenses: Not So Good at Catching Iran’s One-Way Drone Party Favors

Big ElephantMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Oh no, the poor Iranian drone operators! Their Shahed attack drones—which are basically flying lawn mowers with bombs strapped to…

Democrats in Texas Go Wild, Shatter Turnout Records Like It’s a Black Friday Sale
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats in Texas Go Wild, Shatter Turnout Records Like It’s a Black Friday Sale

Big ElephantMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Wow, the Democrats are super excited about losing again! In Texas, a whopping 2.2 million voters showed up to watch…

Israel launches epic ‘broad wave’ of strikes on Iran; retired U.S Gen. Hertling spills tea on what’s next!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Israel launches epic ‘broad wave’ of strikes on Iran; retired U.S Gen. Hertling spills tea on what’s next!

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Israel Strikes Back, Liberals Cry About “Peace” While Iran Gets What It Deserves In a shocking twist of events, Israel…

Roy Cooper vs. Michael Whatley: The Ultimate North Carolina Senate Showdown—Who Will Claim the Throne of Political Glory?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Roy Cooper vs. Michael Whatley: The Ultimate North Carolina Senate Showdown—Who Will Claim the Throne of Political Glory?

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Trump’s America: Democrats in North Carolina Pick Socialist Cooper, GOP Chooses MAGA Warrior Whatley The Democrat Party in North Carolina…

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