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Tag: Developers

Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
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Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…

Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
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Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…

Modern Warfare 4 Cranks Up The Carnage With Gritty Rebooted Gameplay
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Modern Warfare 4 Cranks Up The Carnage With Gritty Rebooted Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

At Fanatics Fest 2026, I had the chance to get my hands on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 and…

Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer
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Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Troy Jackson’s potential rise to replace Graham Platner as the Democratic…

Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event
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Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is already breaking records, because of course it is – the hype train has left the station and…

Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow
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Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and crash into the world of Wreckreation 2, the sequel to the arcade…

Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently
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Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh joy, another delay in the world of gaming, because what’s a few more months of waiting when you’re ready…

Alters sequel reboots with fresh lore and variables to inevitably disappoint fans
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Alters sequel reboots with fresh lore and variables to inevitably disappoint fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Get ready to embark on a thrilling adventure with Jan Scientist and his trusty team of Alters as they explore…

Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
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Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…

Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
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Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…

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