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GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention
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GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, look, another one of these things! The Game Devs of Color Expo 🙄 is back for its tenth year…

Itch.io Backtracks Like a Drunk Snail, Unhides the Naughty Bits (But Still Keeps Your Wallet Safe)
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Itch.io Backtracks Like a Drunk Snail, Unhides the Naughty Bits (But Still Keeps Your Wallet Safe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🍿 Our beloved indie game haven, Itch.io, decided to play hide-and-seek with the naughty bits last week,…

Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?
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Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Apparently, online entertainment platforms are *totally* over those basic loyalty programs. They’re now building these…

Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed
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Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh boy, EA’s at it again! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…

Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL
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Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🧈 If you’ve stumbled anywhere near the internet in the last decade (and if you haven’t,…

Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
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Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…

“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction
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“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Ah, yes, the glorious world of digital game deals, where your dreams of becoming a digital hoarder come true! 🤑…

Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
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Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…

Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games
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Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, sweet innocent gamers, gather ’round! Uncle Nintendo, bless his heart, is here to soothe your fragile wallets regarding the…

Out of Words: A Silent Comedy About How We’re All Just Mimes Trapped in a Chatroom
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Out of Words: A Silent Comedy About How We’re All Just Mimes Trapped in a Chatroom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Walking into Summer Game Fest 2025, I expected the usual: overpriced snacks 🍿, cringe-worthy presentations, and trailers that promise the…

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