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Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode
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Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…

Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!
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Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Dead Island 3 Is Officially In Development, Because Apparently We All Didn’t Learn Our Lesson Last Time 🧟‍♂️💀…

Ubisoft Declares War on Its Own Players With Wildcards Siege Mode Because Suffering Is the New DLC
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Ubisoft Declares War on Its Own Players With Wildcards Siege Mode Because Suffering Is the New DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Rainbow Six Siege is turning 10 and Ubisoft decided to throw a rave with rule changes instead of…

Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate
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Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

When Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege launched a decade ago, nobody expected it to outlive its launch trailer, let alone…

Virtual Workshop for Africa: Build Apps in Minutes with AI and Zero Coding Skills
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Virtual Workshop for Africa: Build Apps in Minutes with AI and Zero Coding Skills

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Africa, grab your popcorn! 🍿 The Vibe Coding Masterclass is here to turn your wildest WhatsApp chat ideas into actual…

Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes
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Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes

Chord F. DiscordDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

EVANESCENCE Just Stole the Show at the Game Awards, Because Apparently, Video Games Needed a Goth Makeover 🎮🖤 In a…

The Game Awards 2025: Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons, Finally an Original RPG That’s Not a Sequel, Remake, or Reboot
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The Game Awards 2025: Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons, Finally an Original RPG That’s Not a Sequel, Remake, or Reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Attention, ye brave adventurers! 🗡️ A dire prophecy has been foretold at The Game Awards 2025, and it involves a…

Bleach: Rebirth of Souls Summons Yhwach DLC Just in Time to Ruin Your Holidays on December 10
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Bleach: Rebirth of Souls Summons Yhwach DLC Just in Time to Ruin Your Holidays on December 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Oh, look, another cash grab! 💰 Bleach: Rebirth of Souls, the game nobody asked for, is gracing us with a…

Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers
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Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, honey, the Toronto Game Expo 2025 is back for its fall edition, and guess what? They couldn’t even keep…

Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns
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Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I, a seasoned professional in the art of gaming “journalism,” am here to bestow upon…

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