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Tag: Developers

Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
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Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? 🙄 A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak – because originality is…

AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts
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AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive into the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) world of AI NPCs!…

Limbo & Inside Dude Claims Playdead’s Got Amnesia, Forgetting He Existed
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Limbo & Inside Dude Claims Playdead’s Got Amnesia, Forgetting He Existed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🍿 The oh-so-serious indie darling studio, Playdead (you know, the ones who made those super-duper depressing games,…

Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
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Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful bananas! 🍌 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…

Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
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Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…

Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
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Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…

MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL
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MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

MindsEye, the game so bad it makes Cyberpunk 2077 look like a masterpiece, continues its reign of terror. 🎭 After…

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
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Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…

Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)
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Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Okay, so apparently, “wellness culture” has now infested gaming, because avocado toast and overpriced yoga weren’t enough 🙄. Now, instead…

Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money
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Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Okay, so Possessor(s) thinks it’s all that with its “personality” dripping everywhere, like a leaky faucet of demonic… stuff. Potted…

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