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Tag: Developers

“How to Make Your Project a Hilarious Disaster with Collaborative Software (or Not)”
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“How to Make Your Project a Hilarious Disaster with Collaborative Software (or Not)”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the thrilling, absolutely-not-at-all-obvious world of “collaborative” software development.…

Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
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Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! 🎉 Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…

Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
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Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG 😱! After a geological epoch—more than a decade, you peasants!—Routine, the game that’s been more vaporware than actual ware,…

Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
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Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…

James Bond 007: First Light Finally Emerges From The Shadows (Gameplay Shown, Release Date…Maybe)
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James Bond 007: First Light Finally Emerges From The Shadows (Gameplay Shown, Release Date…Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, I/O Interactive graced us with a “fresh look” 👀 at their upcoming 007 First Light game…

5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
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5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. 🙄 We’re…

How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget
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How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Alright gamers, listen up! 🤪 So you wanna be a pro-gamer but your wallet’s drier than the Sahara desert? 🌵…

Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
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Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…

Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)
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Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh no, another PC game that console peasants 🤢 can’t play? Boo-hoo. Seriously though, as a dedicated console gamer (because…

“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🤩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…

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