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TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
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TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…

Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again
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Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Pearl Abyss has been working tirelessly to redeem themselves after the initial launch of Crimson Desert, a game that was…

GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
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GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…

Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
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Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…

Gang of Dragon Still NOT Dead Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs Founders Anyway Nagoshi Studio Is Totally Fine Without Them
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Gang of Dragon Still NOT Dead Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs Founders Anyway Nagoshi Studio Is Totally Fine Without Them

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

The Gang of Dragon game is basically dead, and we’re not surprised 🙅‍♂️. I mean, who needs a game when…

EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14
College Football: The Religion of the Gridiron 🏈
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EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

In most states, College Football is not just a sport, it’s a full-blown religion 🙏. When the churches open on…

Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama
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Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a game that’s so deep, so emotional, so life-changing, that you’ll forget all…

End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet
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End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

So, you want to know about End of Abyss? Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I…

The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX
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The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

It’s finally been eight whole years since XBOX announced The Elder Scrolls 6 at E3 2018, and we’ve got a…

SEGA Finally Decides to Explain What the Heck Theyre Doing with GenAI in Crazy Taxi: World Tour Because Apparently Nobody Had a Clue
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SEGA Finally Decides to Explain What the Heck Theyre Doing with GenAI in Crazy Taxi: World Tour Because Apparently Nobody Had a Clue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

The world of gaming is about to get a whole lot crazier, folks, and not just because of the impending…

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