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Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
2026: The Year You Forget Grand Theft Auto 6 Exists (Almost)
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Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…

Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic
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Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—another roguelike that thinks it’s the second coming of gaming. This time, it’s Armatus, and…

Aphelion Hands-On Preview — Journey To The Savage Planet (aka “Where Every Alien Is Just a Slightly Uglier Version of Your Ex”)
Hold Up, DON'T NOD Is Making What Now?!
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Aphelion Hands-On Preview — Journey To The Savage Planet (aka “Where Every Alien Is Just a Slightly Uglier Version of Your Ex”)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Okay, I’m sorry, but Aphelion? From the studio that brought us Life is Strange and Jusant? Y’all are really gonna…

Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas
Why the Batman Begins Game Didn't Save the World
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Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas

FinnFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

In the annals of Batman video game history, one truth reigns supreme: the Arkham series is the Dark Knight of…

Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!
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Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Finally, a game that doesn’t want your wallet’s soul! Crimson Desert confirms no microtransactions—but you still have to buy it.…

Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Capcom Spies on Successful RPGs, Shrugs, Says "We Can Do That Too"
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Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…

Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?
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Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh great, another gaming event to add to the never-ending list of conventions, summits, and showcases. But this time, it’s…

RAID: Shadow Legends Guide Everything New —Players Must Know Before They Waste Another $5,000 in 2026
Starting RAID: Shadow Legends in 2026? Brace Yourself for the "Beginner's Gauntlet"
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RAID: Shadow Legends Guide Everything New —Players Must Know Before They Waste Another $5,000 in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Alright, fresh meat, welcome to RAID: Shadow Legends—the game that somehow convinced millions of people to spend hours micromanaging digital…

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