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Politicians Suddenly Care About Voters’ Data Center Hate
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Politicians Suddenly Care About Voters’ Data Center Hate

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Ah, the drama surrounding data centers and AI – it’s like a never-ending soap opera, folks! According to a CNN…

Nation’s Most Beautiful Land Suddenly Valuable Enough to Sell Off
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Nation’s Most Beautiful Land Suddenly Valuable Enough to Sell Off

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is considering a plan to let a developer…

Amsterdam’s premature launch sparks intriguing chaos and monetized misery
Breaking, Games News

Amsterdam’s premature launch sparks intriguing chaos and monetized misery

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Get ready to embark on a frustrating yet intriguing journey with 1666: Amsterdam, the latest Salem Witch Trials simulator that’s…

Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…

Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune
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Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to descend into the depths of madness with Rogue Fortune, a rogue-like game that’s trying to shake things…

Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Game of Thrones: War for Westeros, a real-time strategy game that’s been a long time coming. I mean, who wouldn’t…

Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff
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Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is finally here, and with it, the inevitable onslaught of hype trains, cringeworthy marketing buzzwords, and Geoff Keighley’s…

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
Breaking, Games News

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…

Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab
Breaking, Games News

Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a museum-themed game with a dash of cultist flair, SEGA Europe and Two…

Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven
Breaking, Games News

Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another veteran game developer jumping ship to start their own studio, because…

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