ALICE COOPER, 77, CLAIMS HIS BEST SHOWS ARE STILL AHEAD OF HIM, PROBABLY FEATURING OXYGEN TANKS AND GERIATRIC SHOCK ROCK
Imagine being 77 years old, having more energy than a toddler on a sugar rush, and still pretending to be…
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Animal Crossing’s Brightest New Horizons On Switch 2: We Finally Have A Reason To Pay Off Tom Nook’s Debt
🎉 Welcome back to the island that refused to die! 🎉 Animal Crossing New Horizons burst onto the scene right…
Legendary Extreme Metal Drummer NICK BARKER: ‘I Hope To Get A New Kidney Sometime Later This Year, And Maybe A New Cymbal’
Brace yourselves, drumming degenerates, because the metal beat-keeper himself, Nick Barker, is currently locked in a death match with his…
Prince Harry’s Truth Bombs Unleashed as He Finally Faces Off Against the Daily Mail
In a stunning display of British aristocratic whining, Prince Harry, the Duke of Montecito, returned to the London courtroom this…
Sophie Turner Spotted Searching For Lost Sequel While Dressed As Lara Croft As Prime Video Desperately Hopes You Forgot About Those Last Movies
🚨BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS & NON-BELIEVERS! 🚨 The internet has officially melted down because Prime Video just dropped the first image…
‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…
US State Department Team Shows Up in Venezuela Just as Maduro’s Gone Missing—Coincidence?
Trump Sends Diplomatic Delegation to Venezuela to Assess Damage Left by Evil Democrat/Leftist Plot to Overthrow Maduro and Destroy Oil…
Namaste and Tasty ! Indians Prove Curry is the Real Superpower
NAMASTE! 2026 is here, and we promise no sacred cows will be harmed (but your diet might be). Join us…
From Amazon Prime to Guantanamo Express: How Uncle Sam Got His Hands on Maduro
Trump’s Midnight Raid: How the ‘Adults’ Got Played by a Reality TV Star in a Gold Bathroom In a move…
PAUL DI’ANNO Left Us a Live Album Because Apparently Dying Wasn’t Enough Drama
The Metal Messiah’s Posthumous Encore: Paul Di’Anno’s Ghost Band Drops Live Album from Beyond the Grave 🎤⚰️ In a move…