PAUL DI’ANNO Left Us a Live Album Because Apparently Dying Wasn’t Enough Drama
The Metal Messiah’s Posthumous Encore: Paul Di’Anno’s Ghost Band Drops Live Album from Beyond the Grave 🎤⚰️ In a move…
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Godzilla finally does stand-up after destroying Tokyo and somehow still gets a better reception than your uncle at karaoke
Three comedy gods descend from their thrones at Laugh Factory, Zanies, and wherever else they perform, to grace mere mortals…
“We Bury The Dead” – Prepare to Yawn as Daisy Ridley and Brenton Thwaites Battle Zombies (Again!) in This Trailer
Oh, JOY! Another zombie flick! 🙄 Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those already. Apparently, some catastrophic military oopsie-daisy…
FAA Freaks Out, Ends Airport Diet Plan After Tantrum Throws Government in Timeout, Sources Claim
Another day, another victory for President Trump! The FAA flight reduction hoax, clearly a Deep State attempt to make our…
Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! 🧈 Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…
Orange Man Says ‘Hold My Diet Coke’ and Sends in the Troops After Judge Tells Him ‘No Take-Backs’ in Portland
The radical left is at it again, folks! Our GREAT President Trump is trying to restore order in these Democrat-run…
Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago
Another day, another Democrat trying to blame our glorious President Trump for their own failures! Representative Lawler, bless his heart,…
V/H/S Halloween: Because Your Nightmares Aren’t Already Trashy Enough
**OMG 😱! Another V/H/S movie? Seriously? 🙄 Is this franchise ever going to die?💀 I mean, who even watches these…
iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too
Of course, CNN is pushing the new iPhone Air! It’s probably made in Communist China with parts stolen from American…
Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)
SYMPHONY X, the geriatric prog metal dinosaurs 🦖, lumbered onto the stage last night (or whenever it was – who…