Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…
Tag: Dinosaur
Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🤯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for some super exciting news about a game that’s older than your grandma? 🙄 Because…
The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…
Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…
SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’
Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…
SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…
“Construction Bros Finally Figure Out Ctrl+Z Isn’t Actually a Hammer”
Stop the presses! 🚨 Construction software isn’t about shiny toys—it’s about glorified Excel sheets finally learning to code! 💻✨ 🤓…
Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct: Yoshi is Here to Eat Your Wallet and Stomp Your Nostalgia
🚨 ** BREAKING NEWS ** 🚨 The Mushroom Kingdom’s favorite plumbing duo have officially traded their overalls for diapers in…