Stop the presses! 🚨 Construction software isn’t about shiny toys—it’s about glorified Excel sheets finally learning to code! 💻✨
🤓 Join the “riveting” webinar where tech nerds Alec Pestov (vGIS’s GIS whisperer 🌍), Igor Omelianchuk (Corsac’s “systems never break” delusionist 🔧), & Andrew Lychuk (Legacy Software Exorcist 👻) spill lukewarm tea ☕ on how NOT to break your 1998 software while pretending it’s 2026.
🗓 **January 29, 2026**
🕓 **15:00 EDT (New York)** | **21:00 CEST (Berlin)**
📍 URL TBD—just pray Zoom doesn’t crash! 🙏
🎯 Agenda:
– How to “evolve” your dinosaur systems 🦕→🤖
– GIS: Spicy maps for cement lovers 🗺️🌶️
– Strategies to bore your team slowly 😴
👉 Click [link] or cry into your hard hat. ⛑️💧
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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