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New Jersey Governor Requests Lieutenant’s Prompt Exit Amid Scandal
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New Jersey Governor Requests Lieutenant’s Prompt Exit Amid Scandal

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Jersey’s governor, Mikie Sherrill, is calling on her lieutenant governor,…

White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently
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White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the Trump administration’s plan to accept 17,500 refugees, primarily White South…

Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse
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Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from…

Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
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Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…

Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules
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Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest announcement from the US Secretary of…

Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
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Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…

Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
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Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…

Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand
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Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Disney is taking the Trump administration to court over its…

Federal Judge Rejects Trump’s Attempt to School Harvard on Anti-Semitism
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Federal Judge Rejects Trump’s Attempt to School Harvard on Anti-Semitism

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge in Boston has dismissed the Trump administration’s multi-billion-dollar…

NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit
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NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The New York Times has filed a counterclaim against the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), and I’m sipping my coffee,…

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