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FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader
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FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the cesspool of leftist conspiracies! CNN is at it again, folks, trying to make…

UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT
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UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump as he continues to drain the swamp of liberal indoctrination centers! It seems…

OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves
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OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in these Democrat-run CESSPOOLS! Our GREAT President Trump is sending in the troops to clean…

Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
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Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…

Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online
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Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Sinners, the cinematic masterpiece of 2025 (according to someone, somewhere), boasting a Rotten Tomatoes score so high it’s practically levitating,…

Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already
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Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Oh, look, another “nonprofit” swooping in to “save” the gaming industry! 🙄 GAMERella, bless their little hearts, is launching a…

AI’s Global Supply Chain: Is Your Toaster Obeys Ethical Guidelines?
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AI’s Global Supply Chain: Is Your Toaster Obeys Ethical Guidelines?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

AI is Racist, Data Centers Steal Water, More at Milan Seminar! AI perpetuates colonial logic and structural discrimination, says the…

Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥
«Woke» Game Dev Loses Tongue After Epic Twitter Meltdown! 👅💥
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Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥

FinnNovember 29, 2024November 29, 2024

Oh boy, buckle up buttercup, because the drama llama just birthed a whole alpaca farm over at Obsidian Entertainment! 🦙💥…

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