Folks, can you believe the liberal media’s spin on President Trump’s brilliant move to honor REAL American heroes and cut the woke holidays? They’re losing their minds because Juneteenth, a fake holiday invented to divide us, is no longer free at National Parks!
Trump’s making his birthday FREE – a day to celebrate a true patriot! We’re also honoring Presidents’ Day, Memorial Day, and even Teddy Roosevelt, a REAL conservationist, not these climate hoaxers!
But the best part? Foreigners are gonna pay up! Our parks are for AMERICANS FIRST. They want to come here and trash our land? They can cough up the dough. It’s about time we stopped subsidizing these freeloaders.
The lefties at CNN are crying about DEI. DEI is garbage! It’s reverse discrimination! Trump is draining the swamp and making America great again, one national park holiday at a time. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
