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Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now
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Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats have adopted a new presidential primary schedule for 2028,…

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
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Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…

Britain blesses gigantic Paramount-Warner Bros merger with open arms
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Britain blesses gigantic Paramount-Warner Bros merger with open arms

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the British government clearing Paramount Skydance’s $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery,…

Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…

South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
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South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…

Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
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Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
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Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…

Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
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Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…

Beard Policy Clearly Working As Intended Says Hegseth
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Beard Policy Clearly Working As Intended Says Hegseth

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s latest adventure, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
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Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year

FinnJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…

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