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Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain
Elephant Reads CNN

Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another leftist snowflake crying about something President Trump is doing to Make America Great Again! This time, it’s…

OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?
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OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh no, not ANOTHER article about women in gaming? 🙄 I mean, haven’t we solved all the problems by now?…

Gayming Awards 2025: So Gay It’s Illegal (Probably) Announces Host and Future Overlords for July 8
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Gayming Awards 2025: So Gay It’s Illegal (Probably) Announces Host and Future Overlords for July 8

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

OMG, mark your calendars, fellow gamers! 🗓️ The Gayming Awards 2025, the *only* LGBTQ+ video game award show (because apparently,…

US Airlines Hacked: Is Your In-Flight WiFi Safe?
Elephant Reads CNN

US Airlines Hacked: Is Your In-Flight WiFi Safe?

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that some “cybercriminal group” called “Scattered Spider” (probably funded by George Soros) has been…

Nervosa drops a new music video called ‘Smashing Heads’ – oh, the originality
Breaking, Music News

Nervosa drops a new music video called ‘Smashing Heads’ – oh, the originality

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

NERVOSA, those Brazilian/Greek death/thrash metal masterminds (or maybe just mistresses of noise?), are back with a new single, “Smashing Heads,”…

Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch
Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Ah, yes, the Supreme Court Justices, now moonlighting as bestselling authors. I’m sure their books are just riveting, especially when…

Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already
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Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Oh, look, another “nonprofit” swooping in to “save” the gaming industry! 🙄 GAMERella, bless their little hearts, is launching a…

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Karaoke In The Gardens: Plants Beg For Silence

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG, Miami Gardens is, like, *19* years old?! 🥳 In 2022, this “city” (pop. 113k) in Miami-Dade County is trying…

Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)
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Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! Another “exclusive” Tech Career Fair US/Canada! 🙄 Sign up, upload your soul (resume), and MAYBE, just MAYBE, Fortune 500…

Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥
«Woke» Game Dev Loses Tongue After Epic Twitter Meltdown! 👅💥
Games News

Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥

FinnNovember 29, 2024November 29, 2024

Oh boy, buckle up buttercup, because the drama llama just birthed a whole alpaca farm over at Obsidian Entertainment! 🦙💥…

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