Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Hey, you! Yes, YOU, the one who thinks Nicolas Cage’s Oscar is for screaming at bees. Get ready to relive…
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…
Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…
Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…
Well, well, well, look who decided to dust off the old Soviet propaganda machine and give it a shiny Apple…
Oh look, another “modern” metal band from the Balkans, because apparently Europe hasn’t had enough of those. But hey, at…
Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…
BFI Distribution has graced us with the brand-new UK trailer and poster for the award-winning D is for Distance. The…
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed she’s working on new…
In a stunning revelation that absolutely no one saw coming, NEVERMORE has resurrected itself from the grave of broken bands…
