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Tag: documentary

CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
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CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs 🦖, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…

Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
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Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…

CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
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CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! 🦴 Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…

Fault Lines: A Documentary for People Who Like to Blame Earth
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Fault Lines: A Documentary for People Who Like to Blame Earth

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 4, 2025

**OMG! South Bay Forward is hosting a screening of “Fault Lines” about California’s housing crisis at Pacific Unitarian Universalist Church!…

John Candy: “I Like Me” – Oh Great, Another Documentary We Didn’t Ask For
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John Candy: “I Like Me” – Oh Great, Another Documentary We Didn’t Ask For

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

From the visionary director Colin Hanks (yes, Tom’s kid) and the alleged lifelong John Candy fan Ryan Reynolds (who probably…

Megadouche: Figgis’ Doc on Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Gets a Glorious Garbage Poster
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Megadouche: Figgis’ Doc on Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Gets a Glorious Garbage Poster

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, honey, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis,”…

Texas Chain Saw Massacre Doc Trailer: Chains, Screams, and Probably Bad Life Choices
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Texas Chain Saw Massacre Doc Trailer: Chains, Screams, and Probably Bad Life Choices

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Fifty years after Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, a movie that, let’s be honest, probably gave you nightmares…

Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn
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Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Oh no, not another documentary! 🙄 “Taste of the Land” by Adam Loften and Emmanuel Vaughan-Lee, presented by Emergence Magazine!…

Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)
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Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with that well-known journalist Andrew McKaysmith of Scars And Guitars podcast, Phil Campbell, the *former* guitarist…

Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread
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Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread

FinnAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Kaleidoscope Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, have graced us with a trailer for Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror.…

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