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Tag: Donald Trump

Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow

Big ElephantApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be writing about this totally-not-made-up…

Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse
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Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse

Big ElephantApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to watch the fake news media and their leftist allies try to spin the latest news about…

Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke
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Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of the Trump Revolution, thanks to the incredible leadership…

Fake news obsessing over Artemis and Iran instead of America
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news obsessing over Artemis and Iran instead of America

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

The Deep State is at it again, folks, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…

Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still being plagued by the ignorance of the liberal elites, who can’t seem…

Canadian team owner tries to be relevant somehow still
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Canadian team owner tries to be relevant somehow still

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow wrong…

Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to pedal their fake news about climate change, even in…

Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

In the glorious year of 2026, with our fearless leader Donald Trump at the helm, it’s absolutely hilarious to see…

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