The Muppet Show Crawls Out of Retirement Like a Zombified Puppet to Tease Its Own Doom
🚨 BREAKING: FELT-BASED TERROR RETURNS TO TELEVISION 🚨 In a move that will either restore your childhood or psychologically scar…
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Greenland 2: Migration – The Final Trailer (Because Apparently the First One Was Just a Warm-Up for the Ice Age)
Get ready to witness the cinematic masterpiece of the decade: GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION, where survival isn’t just a theme—it’s an…
LEFT TO DIE Says Talked About Making Music: ‘That Would Be Great’ Says RICK ROZZ
Oh, you didn’t know? Death metal’s back, and it’s brought a casket of nostalgia, a few riffs, and absolutely zero…
CISA Teaches You to Dodge Bullets Like a Boss in New Jersey, New York, Puerto Rico, and the US Virgin Islands
🚨 RUN, HIDE, DON’T DIEâ„¢: CISA’s Free Webinar on How Not to Get Shot (Probably) 🚨 Join CISA’s 2-hour livestream…
Marvel Drops a New Thor Trailer for Avengers: Doomsday — And It’s So Different You’ll Think You’re Watching a Fan Edit
🚨 BREAKING: Thor Returns in Avengers: Doomsday Trailer, Crying to His Dad (Again) 🪓😠In a shocking turn of events…
SCOTT ‘WINO’ WEINRICH Says He Actually Stopped Buying Motörhead Albums After ‘No Sleep ‘Til Hammersmith’ Because It Got Stuck on Repeat Like a Broken Record
🎸🚨 BREAKING: Wino Just Dropped Truth Bombs on Motörhead and Proved He’s the Doom Dad We All Need 🚨🎸 In…
Ape Vermin in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
How to Trick Employers Into Hiring You in 2026
🚨 BREAKING: Job seekers gather to learn how to survive 2026’s job market—armed with AI, hope, and a desperate need…
Chris Evans Is Back and So Is Our Will to Live, Apparently
🚨 BREAKING: Marvel Announces ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ – Because Apparently, Retirement Is Just a Suggestion, Not a Commitment 🚨 In a…
AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist
🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears), AGNOSTIC FRONT’s…