Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some winning news? I’ve got the best words, the greatest brain, and I’m…
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Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
It’s time to get excited, folks! 🎉👀 This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…
3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It
Breaking news, folks, the most epic metal band ever, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, is back and ready to unleash some…
Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise and magnificent leadership of…
Canadian team owner tries to be relevant somehow still
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow wrong…
Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great nation is somehow flawed, that our…
The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?
Holy Smokes! The Strait of Hormuz Crisis Is Way Worse Than You Think! Holy smokes, folks! You won’t believe what’s…
Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?
Oh boy, Nintendo, what happened? The Switch 2 was supposed to be the shiny new toy that would make us…
Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…