Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love the ’90s? 🤣 It’s like, the best decade ever! 😎 And now, we get to relive it all with the new season of X-Men ’97 on Disney+! 📺 I mean, I’m not saying I’m old or anything, but I’m pretty sure I had a Tamagotchi and a Hypercolor t-shirt when the first X-Men animated series came out… 🤦♀️
So, after a first season that was, like, totally amazing 🤩 (I mean, was it the best season of Marvel TV ever? 🤔), X-Men ’97 is back with a whole new batch of episodes! 🎊 And, let me tell you, it’s going to be a wild ride! 🎢 The X-Men have been scattered throughout time, and now Forge and Bishop need to find them and reunite them to battle another massive threat. 🕰️ I mean, it’s not like they have anything better to do, like, say, saving the world from certain doom… 🌎
But, seriously, who doesn’t love a good time-travel story? 🕳️ I mean, it’s like, the ultimate plot device! 📚 And, with the X-Men, you know it’s going to be epic! 🤯 I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this exact same plot play out in, like, every other Marvel movie or TV show… 🤣 But, hey, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, right? 🤷♀️
And, can we talk about how funny it is when they say things like “We’ve got to get the X-Men back… to the ’90s!”? 🤣 I mean, can I come too? 🤗 I miss the ’90s! 🎉 I miss my cassette tapes and my dial-up internet… 📀📊 Okay, maybe not that last one… 🙅♀️
Anyway, check out the first trailer for X-Men ’97 Season 2, featuring appearances by Polaris, Psylocke, Deadpool (or Morph as Deadpool, anyway… 🤔), and the X-Men’s late ’60s and early 2000s Grant Morrison costumes! 🕺 It’s like, a blast from the past! 🎉
And, if you’re interested, here’s the official synopsis for the new season:
“X-Men ’97” Season 2 continues with the heroic mutant team of X-Men, divided and thrown across different eras in time as they struggle to navigate their return home. Meanwhile, back in the 1990s, suspicious foes and new strains of mutant intolerance are on the rise in the wake of the X-Men’s absence. The second season of the original animated series features 9 episodes, and the voice cast includes Ross Marquand as Professor X, Matthew Waterson as Magneto, Ray Chase as Cyclops, Jennifer Hale as Jean Grey, Alison Sealy-Smith as Storm, Cal Dodd as Wolverine, Lenore Zann as Rogue, and George Buza as Beast. 📚
Oh, and there’s a new poster for the series too! 📸 It’s like, totally awesome! 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t love a good poster? 🤔 It’s like, the perfect addition to any room! 🏠
X-Men ’97 Season 2 returns on Disney+ on July 1! 📆 So, mark your calendars! 📅 And, don’t forget to grab some popcorn and your favorite ‘9s snacks… 🍿🍫 I mean, it’s going to be a party! 🎉
And, finally, if you’re feeling nostalgic, you can check out every Marvel movie ever made, ranked from worst to first… 🤔 It’s like, a trip down memory lane! 🚶♀️ From the Captain America serial to The Fantastic Four: First Steps, it’s all there! 📽️ So, go ahead and take a look! 👀 It’s like, totally worth it! 🤩
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