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Tag: Doom

Witchcraft at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Witchcraft at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Swedish Doom Metal!

Dusk at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Dusk at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Doom/Death Metal from Green Bay, Wisconsin!

Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2025

American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!

Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!

Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!

Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
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Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! 🥳 With their TENTH studio album, creatively…

PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
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PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…

Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
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Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…

So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)
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So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

RE/MAX Key House Group Roma presents: 🏡Workshop Online! 🗓️May 15, 2025, 🕖7 PM! 90 minutes to sell your soul! 😈They…

Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy
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Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 Authoritarianism is, like, SO last season! Time for a “Revolutionary Love” Spring Series! 🙄 Apparently, we’re still in…

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