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ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement
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ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, folks, and it seems like we’ve got another incident involving…

Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored
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Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my “Appetite for Destruction” vinyl because I’m still trying to process the earth-shattering…

GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc
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GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy drama? 🤯 Because Gene Hoglan, the legendary drummer from DEATH, just…

Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record
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Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The sudden death of influential Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham is sending…

Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
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Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…

Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video
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Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

I mean, who needs coffee when you’ve got Erik Grönwall’s powerful vocals blasting in your ears? 😂 The former SKID…

Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again
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Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Timothy Kelly, has dismissed the seditious conspiracy case…

Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
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Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…

Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
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Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…

Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets
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Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Apple and OpenAI, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apple…

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