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Trump Asks Supreme Court To Send People To Less Nice Places
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Trump Asks Supreme Court To Send People To Less Nice Places

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development in the migrant removal policy, and I just can’t…

YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
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YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…

Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
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Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…

Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course
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Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, where President Donald Trump has decided…

Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual
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Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Senator Susan Collins, and I have to say,…

Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal
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Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trade war drama, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
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President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently
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TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

The title card of Up Against It is like a warning sign, a giant neon flag waving in the air,…

Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
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Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…

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